Sun, 23 Dec 2007 07:12:41 GMT

Reason #3545674 why social networking sites make me dry heave:

A message I received from a random guy on facebook (just my luck, he is as gross-looking as he is creepy): "Hey I saw your pic and was totally astonished at how beautiful you are. I am a nyu student and saw you on one of the postings. how are things?"

He also added this note to his friend request: "I am sorry if i just added you like that but you really caught my eye. besides that, my brother went to Fordham and I heard Denzel Washington did too. You a freshmen right?"

Why yes, I a freshmen. We must practically be best friends since your brother went to Fordham. Oh, and Denzel Washington came here? Wow, thanks for telling me, the administration definitely does not mention that at every opportunity possible.

Thu, 20 Dec 2007 10:58:28 GMT

I always thought the best things were created at 6AM in the morning while procrastinating on a paper on Aristotle's ideas of human nature.

I guess we'll see about that.

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